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gurry:

calmgiant:

Is there anything tumblr hasn’t fucking gifed yet

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nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

retiredjesus:

baracknobama:

when my mum tells me to put on a jacket

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it looks like she has a british accent

instagrarn:

when you flawlessly rap that verse

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sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

my parents fucking lied

talking to strangers on the internet was the best decision of my life