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lusterine:

I just fucking want to be hot and walk naked around my house and look at the mirror and say godamn u look good today instead of crying

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

realitytvgifs:

I love this new update

realitytvgifs:

I love this new update

glamorouskarkat:

hearing noises when ur in the shower

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zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

revolutioners:

Person:you just ruined my confidence..
Me:You just ruined my life

gymleaderfrank:

"Hey can I look at your phone?"
“Yeah let me just finish this text.”
*deletes 200 selfies*

whoredinarygirl:

if I ugly snapchat you I trust you

music5eva:

Me: Mom there’s this concert-

Mom: No.

Me: image