I just fucking want to be hot and walk naked around my house and look at the mirror and say godamn u look good today instead of crying
if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life
I love this new update
hearing noises when ur in the shower
Person:you just ruined my confidence..
Me:You just ruined my life
"Hey can I look at your phone?"
“Yeah let me just finish this text.”
*deletes 200 selfies*
if I ugly snapchat you I trust you
Me: Mom there’s this concert-