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assvvipe:

♡ roses are red ♡
♡ violets are blue ♡
♡ lmaooooooo ♡
♡ truuuuuuuuu ♡

letmelarryyou:

Finishing off your man like

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this is my ex and idk we talk and still like each other and i bring her coffee in the morning and chicken frys to work and we don’t even date.. idk how I’m playing games

crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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lmaoalien:

dont look good for anyone else but the people that dont like you

ungrief:

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homoish:

homoish:

homoish:

Is tumblr user homoish even gay

Just for you

When did everyone on tumblr get so smooth

metallics:

when you make a good comeback but then you stutter on the last word

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communistbakery:

It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme